Ant Man and The Wasp Movie Quotes

We’ve got you covered with all of your favorite Ant Man and The Wasp movie quotes, one-liners, and our movie review from Marvel’s summer blockbuster. There are major spoilers ahead, you’ve been warned. 

Ant Man and The Wasp Movie Quotes

Ant-Man and The Wasp dropped in theaters over the weekend. This sequel was funny, filled with action, and filled with great one-liners. Marvel’s Ant-Man and The Wasp did not disappoint, dropping hints of how Ant-Man will fit into Infinity War. And if you want to know where Ant-Man was during Infinity War, Marvel’s second Ant-Man movie has you covered. 

Be sure to stay all the way until the end of the movie, since the first end-scene credit gives some MAJOR hints and ties in how Ant-Man fits into Infinity War. And, there is one credit at the very end of the movie. 

Ant Man And The Wasp Movie Review

I wasn’t a fan of the first Ant-Man, but after seeing this one, here are my takeaways:

• I love that The Wasp had a major role in this movie, including the first female Marvel character to be included in the title of the movie. Yeah for women. 
• Luis’ stories were the best part of the movie. I don’t think I could ever get tired of hearing his stories. I wish they would have done more of that. They crack me up. 
• It was a great mix of comedy and action. 
• It’s also a good family-friendly movie, and my teens loved it. 
• It sets it up for the next Marvel movie to hit the scene next year, Infinity War 4, and Captain Marvel. 
• Paul Rudd’s character grew up a bit. He was still silly, but not as goofy as portrayed in Ant-Man. 
• It was a little shocking to see Hope, Janet, and Hank all disappear as Thanos’ plan to get rid of half of the earth. I’m going to reserve my disappoint until I see how Infinity War 4 wraps up. 

What are your thoughts and takeaways from Ant-man and The Wasp?

Below, I’ve listed all the Ant-Man and The Wasp movie quotes, best scenes, Luis’ stories, and favorite one-liners. Check them out below. 

Ant Man and The Wasp Movie Quotes

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Hank Pym: I wish we could have put down our bags and tucked you in bed, but too many lives were at stake. 

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Scott: Are you sure? Once we’re inside, you show any hesitation or fear; we’re done.

Cassie: I eat fear for breakfast. 

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Cassie: I want to take it to show-and-tell. (referring to the trophy)

Scott: Oh you can’t. Can’t.  It never leaves the house. It’s too important. This is the best birthday present you ever got me. I’m so touched you think I’m the World’s Greatest Grandma. 

Cassie: It was the only one they had.

Scott: It makes me want to knit you a sweater. 

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Luis: I think we have way too many security cameras, don’t we?

Scott: No, not at all. I know what he needs. Who’s the security expert in our business?

Luis: You are, but I’m running the company, right?

And if we overcoat him, he’s gonna go somewhere else, so we got to land the bird.

Scott: He can go on anywhere. And the expression is, “landing the fish.”

Luis: No, it’s land the bird. Just like landing a plan. You gotta land the plane to be in business. 

I know it’s silly to get hung up on these kinds of things. But how am I going to land a fish? It can’t walk! And if it swam up on shore, and it battled a hawk, who’s gonna win?

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Cassie: Let’s bounce before the po-po come back.

Scott: Po-po what do you know about that?

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Luis: I’m headed to the office, Scotty, sorry about freaking out earlier. But I feel like, I’m way better. Like, my heart is definitely like, beating way too hard and stuff? And, like, my hands are shaking. But I think it’s unrelated, you know?

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Cassie: (to Woo) Why can’t you just leave my Daddy alone?

Woo: Oh Cassie, this must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like you can’t draw on the walls?

Well, your Daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph 3 of the Sokovia Accords. Now as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government, he’s allowed to return to the U.S., provided he serve two years under house arrest, followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology, or contact with any former associates, who were or currently are, in violation of said Accords or any related statues. 

Scott: Wow, you’re really good with kids. 

Woo:  Thanks, I’m also a Youth Pastor. 

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Scott: I’m sorry about Germany. They just showed up and said it was a matter of national security. That Cap needed help. 

Hope: Who’s Cap?

Scott: …tain America. Captain America. Cap. That’s what we call him if you’re a friend. I think I’m a friend, a little. I know him. He’s not; we’re not.. Whatever. 

Scott: I’m sorry, I didn’t think I would get caught. 

Hope: You didn’t think about a lot of things. 

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Hank: We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.

Scott/Ant-man: Hank, I would never do that! I respect you too much. 

Hank: Quantum entanglement, Scott. 

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Hank: I can’t believe you destroyed my suit. That was my life’s work. 

Scott: What was I supposed to do?

Hank: You were supposed to not TAKE MY SUIT! 

Scott: I’m sorry I took the suit. I’m sorry that I called last night. 

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Hope: Where was she hiding? Was it in a wardrobe?

Scott: No, it was a tall dresser.

Hank: You mean a wardrobe.

Scott: Is that what that’s called?

Hope: What color was it?

Scott: Red.

Hope: Were there horses on it?

Scott: Oh boy.

Hope: That’s where I hid every time we played. 

Scott: Doesn’t sound like you really got the gist of the game. 

Hope: She’s alive! 

Hank: I knew it, I knew it. 

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Sonny Burch: The only thing you’re taking from here, is my heart. But it will mend in time. 

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Scott: Hold on, you gave her wings? 

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Sonny: Not my 36-feet chandelier! 

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Scott: Wings and blasters? Too bad you didn’t have that tech available for me. 

Hank: No, I did. 

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Scott: You taught me that kick, remember. 

Hope: Great form. 

Scott: Those were the days. Whatever happened to us?

Hope: Not the time, Scott. 

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Hank: We need to find somewhere to regroup. 

Scott: What about my house? Hmm, I’m supposed to be there anyway. Woo can walk in any second now. 

Hank: Exactly why we are not going to your house. 

Scott: What about your house? Oh, sorry. 

Scott: Well, there is one place I can think of. 

Hank: No. No, no. No! No!

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Luis: Wow, Dr. Pym. Like, who would have thought, that once again, in your hour of need, that you would turn to us? You know?

Hank: Not me. 

Kurt: Help yourself. 

Luis: What’s up with over expensive pastries? We gotta keep the food budget down. 

Dave: Well, what are we supposed to have for breakfast?

Luis: The oatmeal packets. 

Dave: Oatmeal packets. 

Kurt: Its insult. 

Luis: Why is it insult?

Kurt: Because it tastes like sand. 

Luis: You know why? Because it’s organic. 

Kurt: That’s not organic. It’s sand. 

Dave: The most important meal of the day.

Luis: You know what, you can get creative with it. Put a little brown sugar on it. Sprinkle some cinanmon. 

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Scott: Come on man, we got bigger fish to fry. Is that my desk?

Scott: Why do I have such a small desk?

Luis: Because you weren’t here when we choose desks.

Kurt: You snooze you lose. 

Scott: Well, I was under house arrest. 

Luis: Yeah. 

Scott: You know what? This isn’t even a desk. This is garbage. You found this outside, amongst garbage. 

Luis: I got it at a rummage sale. 

Scott: So you saved money on my desk?

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All about Baba Yaga

Luis: Oh, I heard stories about what happened to you. Like this crazy, creepy cat who like, walks through walls and stuff. Like a, Like a Ghost! 

Kurt: Like Baba Yaga.

Baba Yaga. A witch. They tell stories to children to frighten them.  You know Baba Yaga? (asking Hank)

Hope: Whoever stole it, we need to find it. 

Dave: Well, you don’t find someone like that. They find you. 

Kurt: Like Baba Yaga. 

Luis: Dr. Pym, you’re like the smartest genius I know. Did you put some kind of LoJack on your lab? Because if you didn’t, we have a variety of affordable options. 

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Scott: Who’s Bill Foster?

Hope: He’s a former colleague of my dad’s. From SHIELD. They had a falling out years ago. 

Luis: You seem to have a lot of falling outs with people. 

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Scott: Do you guys put the word quantum in front of everything? 

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Scott: How big did you get?

Dr. Foster: My record? 21 feet. 

Scott: Not bad. 

Dr. Foster: You?

Scott: 65 feet.

Hope: If you two are done comparing sizes, we did to figure out how to track down the lab.

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Scott: Before I turned myself in, I shrunk it down (the suit) and mailed it to Luis. 

Hank: You sent my suit through the mail?

Scott: Hey, the postal service is very reliable, you know! They do tracking numbers now. Like UPS. 

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Scott: Whenever you go back to school, isn’t everything supposed to look so much smaller? This place seems huge. 

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Hope: If only Cap could see you now. 

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Hank: Hiya Champ. How was school today?

Scott: Haha, alright, get your jokes out now. Can you fix the suit?

Hope: He’s so cranky. 

Hank: You want a juice box and some string cheese?

Scott: Do you really have that?

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Scott: Look at us, teaming up twice in one day. 

Hope: Makes you think, huh?

Scott: About what?

Hope: Germany?

Scott: What do you mean? 

Hope: We were working together. Training together. And other stuff-ing together. 

Scott: If I’d have asked you, would have come?

Hope: I guess we’ll never know. But I do know one thing. If I had, you’d never been caught.

Hank: Hey Scott, do you think you can stop daydreaming about daughter long enough to get my lab?

Scott: Yes, sir. 

Hank: Thank you. 

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Hope: What took you so long?

Scott: Sorry. I had to come up with a name for my ant. I’m thinking Ulysses S. Gr-Ant.

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Washing your undercarriage is a scam, if you live on the West Coast!

Luis: Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morning. 

Dave: Down to the undercarriage, baby. 

Luis: You sprung for the undercarriage wash?

Dave: Well you said to get the works.

Luis: That’s a scam, bro. We live in California, not Minnesota!

Sonny Burch: He’s right. The undercarriage wash? That’s for cleaning off road salt. Laid out in all those snow-laden sister states.

Luis: Who are you and why do you know so much about car wash protocol?

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The truth about Truth Serum

Sonny: So I’m gonna introduce you, to my good friend Uzman. Now Uzman is a master of extracting information from the unwillin’ through psychoactive means.

Luis: Oh, si that truth serum?

Uzman: There’s no such thing as truth serum. That’s just nonsense from T.V.

Dave: What is it, then?

Sonny: It’s a little concoction, that’s he’s been perfecting since his days with the SIS. It makes you suggestible. And highly responsive.

Luis: Dude, that’s truth serum. 

No, it’s not!

Dave: No fencing, but, this sounds like truth serum to me.

Luis: Right?

It’s not a truth serum. 

Luis: Oh, okay, Hey I believe you.

Kurt: If it walks like duck, and talk like ducks,

Dave: It’s truth serum.

Luis: Well, I have a lot of allergies, so.. you might want to think about that!

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Luis’ story of how he met Scott Lang

Luis: You know what, you’re right. This isn’t truth serum.  ‘Cause I don’t feel anything. That was a lie. I did feel something. This is truth serum 

Uzman: There’s no such thing.

Sonny: Where is Scott Lang?

Luis: Well, see, that’s complicated. ‘Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I’m not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, “Man, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?”

And he’s like, “Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but now I’m all alone.” 

And I was like, “Man, homie, you gotta chin up. ‘Cause you’ll find a new partner. But you know what? I’m Luis.”

And he says, “You know what? I’m Scotty. And we’re gonna be best friends.”

Sonny: Wait, hold on, hold on. Now I like a good story as much as the next person, but what’s this have to do what where Scott Lang is?

Luis: I’m getting there. I’m getting there. 

Dave: You put a dime in him, you got to let the whole song play out. 

Kurt: He’s like human jukebox. 

Luis: Oh, my Abuelita had a jukebox in a restaurant. Yeah, only played Morrissey. And if anybody ever complained, she’d be like, “Oh, porque? Gusta mas?”

And El Chicanos, we call them mas, “then, adios!”

What can I say? We relate to these melancholy bandits, you know?

Sonny: Lang. 

Luis: Right, right. So anyway, this gets out of jail and starts working for Hank. And that’s when he met Hope. And Hope’s all like, “I want nothing to do with you. Look at my hairdo. I’m all business.”

And then Scotty’s like, “You know what, girl? My heart’s all broken, and I’ll probably never find love again. But man, I want to kiss you.”

But then fast-forward, and they’re all like into each other, right?

And then Scotty’s like, “You know what, I can’t tell you this, but I’m gonna go trashing the airport with Captain America!”

Then she said, “I can’t believe you split like that. Smell you later, dummy!” 

So Scotty goes on house arrest, and he won’t admit it, but his heart’s all like, “Man, I thought Hope couldn’ve been my new true partner. But I blew it!”

But fate brought them back together, and then Hope’s heart is all, “I’m worried that I can’t trust him. And he’s gonna screw up again and ruin everything.”

And in my heart, it’s all like, “That fancy raspberry filling represents the company’s rent. And we’re days away from going out of business! Oooh!!”

Dave: Out of business?

Kurt: Days away?

Luis: Man, truth serum. I was trying to protect you guys. I swear. I was trying to be a good boss. But we’re broke. 

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Sonny: Enough. I’m going to ask you one more time. Where is Scott Lang?

Luis: I’ve been trying to tell you. He’s in a tricky spot, emotionally speaking. 

Sonny: Emotionally speaking? But where is Scott Lang, literally speaking?

Luis: Oh, the woods. 

Ghost: The woods?

Kurt: Baba Yaga!

Kurt: Baba Yaga, coming late, little children sleep at eight.

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Luis: t\They gave me some truth serum, thenall of a sudden, I started talking all honestly. 

Like, I hate the way that you use the dishwasher. I hate it. 

And by the way, who puts the plates on the top rack, okay?

They don’t go there! 

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Meaning of the FBI

Maggie: What does the FBI even stand for? Forever Bothering Individuals?

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Cassie: to Woo: He barfed, like a whole lot. 

Woo: Young lady, I’m a federal agent. I’ve seen worse things than vomit. 

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Cassie: Trying to help people isn’t dumb. 

Cassie: You can do it. You can do anything. You’re the world’s greatest grandma! 

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Scott: You know, my Pap-pap always said, if you wanna do something right, you make a list.

So we should do that. 

One, we have to break into the lab.

Second, we have to kick out Foster and Ghost. 

Three, we have to fight Ghost. That seems like it should part of 2. 

2-A. Right? Let’s call it 2-A. 

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Luis: Wassup?!!!!

You don’t remember that Beloved Commercial? Wassup!!!

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Luis: Want a Pez? Cassie gave me this for my birthday.

I wish I had a suit. I would even like a. suit with like minimal powers, you know? Or maybe, even just a suit. With no powers. 

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Scott: Can I get a status report? Becuase I’ve got some serious Ghost problems here!

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Scott to Ghost: Misdirection. One of the first things they teach you at Online Close-Up Magic University. 

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Stan Lee: Well the 60’s were fun, but now I’m paying for it. 

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Luis: Oh, you got PEZ’D!!!!

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Scott: Anyone see a southern gentleman carrying a building?

How did he have time to buy a ticket?

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 Janet: I’m not the same woman I was 30 years ago. This place, it changes you. Adaption is part of it, but some of it is evolution. 

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Sonny and his gang: We traffic in stolen technology.

Luis: And they have killed many, many people. 

Uzman: He’s in charge. 

Sonny: That’s true. I am. I’ve also committed numerous health code violations in my restaurant. Some of them would shock you. 

Uzman: It is truth serum. 

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Scott: Are my two years over already? What’s it like out there? Do people still dance? Are food trucks still a thing?

Woo: You got away with it this time, Scotty, but I’ll be seeing you again. 

Scott: Where will you be seeing me at?

Woo: You know, in general. I’ll see you. Like, the next time you do something bad. I’ll be there to catch you. 

Scott: Oh, you’ll be watching me. I thought you were inviting me somewhere. 

Woo: Why would I do that?

Scott: That’s what I was wondering. Why would you do that?

Woo: Like a party, or dinner or something?

Scott: I don’t know. I thought you were planning the evening. 

Woo: No, I meant to, like, arrest you. Like, I’ll arrest you later again. 

Scott: Take it easy. 

Woo: Did you wanna go out tonight or something? I mean, ’cause I’m free. 

Scott: Yeah, come on. 

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Hope: So Cassie, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Cassie: I want to help people, just like my dad. 

I wanted to be his partner, but he said he wants you. 

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