Find Captain Marvel quotes from the movie, including the best + funny quotes.
Captain Marvel Movie Quotes
If you’ve seen Captain Marvel, then you may have fallen in love with a few of the most powerful quotes in the movie. I’ve rounded a big list of funny quotes and best quotes from Captain Marvel down below.
Best Captain Marvel Quotes
Captain Marvel: I’m not going to fight your war, I’m going to end it.
Captain Marvel: If there are lives at stake, I’ll fly the plane.
Nick Fury: I was ready to hang it up… until I met you.
Supreme Intelligence: I want you to be the best version of yourself.
Supreme Intelligence: You have a mission. Serve well. And with honor.
Korath: Once and it was deeply disturbing.
Captain Marvel: Why?
Korath: Because I stared in the face of my mortal enemy and the face staring back was my own.
Captain Marvel: Maybe if you were more attractive, it would be less disturbing.
Korath: You think you’re funny. I’m not laughing.
You never laugh.
Korath: I laugh. On the inside. I’m doing it now.
It’s funny because objectively you’re quite handsome.
Korath: Well, thank you.
Maria Rambeau: Where’s your head at?
Captain Marvel: In the clouds. Where’s yours?
Maria Rambeau: On my shoulders. “Bout to show these boys how we do it. You ready?
Captain Marvel: Higher. Further. Faster, baby.
Dr. Wendy Lawson: Wonderful view, isn’t it?
Captain Marvel: I prefer the view from up there.
Dr. Wendy Lawson: You’ll get there soon enough, Ace.
Captain Marvel: You guys wouldn’t happen to know how things come off, would ya? Okay, fine.
Have you ever been to C-53?
Once, it’s a real s________.
Nick Fury: Excuse me, Miss. Do you know anything about a lady blowing a hole through that roof over there? Witnesses say she was dressed for laser tag.
Captain Marvel: Yeah, I think she went that way.
Fury: Congrats to you, Starforce lady. You’re under arrest.
Agent Coulson: I’m still at the Blockbuster, where did everyone go?
Nick Fury: So, you’re not from around here.
Captain Marvel: It’s hard to explain.
Fury: Grunge is a good look for you.
Captain Marvel: Did you have a rough day, Agent Fury?
Fury: It was cool. You know, had a space invasion. Car chase. Got to watch an alien autopsy. Typical 9-5.
Captain Marvel: Name a detail so bizarre a Scroll could never fabricate it.
Fury: If toast is cut diagonally, I can’t eat it.
Captain Marvel: Nicholas, Josephy, Fury, you have three names?
Nick Fury: Everybody calls me Fury. Not Nicholas. Not Joseph. Not Nick. Just Fury
Captain Marvel: What does your mom call you?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Captain Marvel: What do you call her?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Captain Marvel: What about your kids?
Nick Fury: If I ever have them? They’ll call me Fury.
Fury: Hold up. You look like somebody’s disinfected niece.
Captain Marvel: What is it?
Fury: It’s the SHIELD Logo.
Captain Marvel: Does uh announcing your identity on clothing help with the cover part of your job?
Fury: Says the space soldier who was wearing a rubber suit. Lose the flannel.
Fury: You familiar with the phrase, “welcome wagon.”
Well, this ain’t it.
You sat there and watch me play with tape, and all you had to do was….
I didn’t want to steal your thunder.
Dr. Wendy Lawson: This isn’t about fighting wars. It’s about ending them.
Nick Fury: You know how to fly this thing?
Captain Marvel: We’ll see…
Fury: That’s a yes or no question.
Captain Marvel: Yes.
Captain Marvel: That agent that stopped the Scrolls from fighting us…
Fury: Coulson. New guy. Guess he doesn’t hate me yet.
Captain Marvel: Yeah, well give him time.
Fury: I guess he had a feeling… went against orders. It’s a really hard thing to do. But that’s what keeps us human.
Captain Marvel/Carol: I know this must be hard for you.
Maria Rambeau: Oh about this part right here? No.
You know what’s hard? Losing my best friend, in a mission so secret they act like it never even happened.
Hard. Is knowing you are out there, too d*** stubborn to die. And now you come up in here after six years, with your supercharge fire hands, and you expect me to call you, fierce? Is that really who you are now?
Carol: I don’t know.
Talos: You know you really should be kinder to your neighbors. You never know when you gonna need to borrow some sugar.
Maria Rambeau: Call me young lady again, and I’m gonna put my foot into places it’s not supposed to be.
Talos: Am I supposed to get…where…
Fury: Your a***
Talos: This war is just the beginning.
Captain Marvel: You don’t know me. You have no idea who I am. I don’t even know who I am.
Maria: You are carol. You are the woman on the black box, risking her life to do the right thing. My best friend, who supported me as a mother when no one else did. You are smart. You are funny. … do you hear me?
Monica’s Daughter: That’s why I’m saying you have to go. You’re about to miss the coolest missions of the history of missions. You’re going to give it up to sit on the couch and watch Fresh Prince with me?
Yon-Rogg: I gave you the best version of yourself. What can be given, can be taken away.
Supreme Intelligence: Without us, you’re only human.
Captain Marvel: You’re right, I’m only human.
Captain Marvel: I’ve been fighting with one arm behind my back. What happens when I’m finally set free?
Ronin: We’ll be back for the weapon.
Yon-Rogg: I’m so proud of you. You’ve come along way since I found you that day by the lake. Can you keep your emotions in check long enough to take me home? Or will it get the better of you as always? I’ve always told you, you’ll be ready the day you can knock me down as your self. This is that moment. This is that moment, Vers. Cut the light show and prove to me… prove to me…
Captain Marvel: I have nothing to prove to you.
Yon-Rogg: I can’t go back empty handed.
Captain Marvel. You won’t be empty-handed. I’m sending you with a message. Tell the Supreme Intelligence that I’m coming to end it. The war, the lies, all of it.
Fury: That was a close call, huh Goosey.
(cat scratches his eye). Fury: It’s just a scratch.
Maria: How’s your eye?
Fury: Getting better every second.
Captain Marvel: Just so I’m clear, you were Sho-Lar and the Shield Agent?
Fury: He tied my boss up, stole his identity.
Talos: I borrowed his likeness. I’m not a thief.
Talos’s Wife: It’s a little like stealing.
Talos: Who’s side are you on?
Talos: I could go back to being your boss.
Fury: No, please don’t.
Talos: I love sporting those beautiful blue eyes.
Captain Marvel: Mar-Vel.
Fury: That’s what I said.
Captain Marvel: It’s two words. Mar-Vel.
Fury: Marvel sounds a lot better. Like the Marvelettes. “Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute Mr. Postman. Waaaaiit, Mr. Postman.”
Captain Marvel: (hands Fury the beeper). I upgraded.
Fury: What, you think I’m going to prank call you (as she holds it back).
Captain Marvel: For emergencies only.
Fury: You ever pass back through this galaxy, be sure to give a brotha’ a shout.
Carol to Maria: It’s hard for me to say goodbye to you.
Agent Coulson: So is it true? That the Kree burned your eye out because you refused to give them the Tesseract?
Nick Fury: I will neither confirm nor deny the facts of that story.
Nick Fury: We have no idea what other intergalactic threats are out there. And our one-woman security force had a prior commitment on the other side of the universe. S.H.I.E.L.D. alone can’t protect us. We need to find more.
Agent Coulson: More weapons?
Nick Fury: More heroes.
Agent Coulson: You think you can find others like her?
Nick Fury: We found her and we weren’t even looking.
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