Make Eddie’s Boozy Bourbon Eggnog, an easy eggless eggnog recipe made with chocolate ice cream, bourbon, rum, warm spices, and classic holiday nostalgia.
This creamy, no-egg eggnog cocktail shakes up in minutes and delivers a fun, festive twist worthy of Clark and Cousin Eddie.
Cousin Eddie’s Boozy Bourbon Eggnog
Who hasn’t watched the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation movie? It is one of our favorite holiday movies!
And let’s face it, we all have a cousin “Eddie” or two hanging from the limbs of our family tree. You know, that specific family member who requires a little bit of liquid therapy to get through the holiday season.
Other Eggnog recipes to try:
Mint Chocolate Chip Eggnog Punch
Bourbon Eggnog With White Chocolate
Throughout the movie, we see Clark and cousin Eddie drinking eggnog from a festive Moose Mug, and I am pretty sure there is something a little extra in the Griswold recipe because you have to do extra when you have cousins like Eddie.
“Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat, drive you into the middle of nowhere, and leave you for dead?” — Clark Griswold
Here are some of our favorite Christmas Vacation Movie quotes:
- Cousin Eddie: You serious, Clark?
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Todd: He,y Griswold! Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Bend over and I’ll show you!
- Clark W. Griswold Jr.: “Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
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Clark W. Griswold Jr.: [to Rusty] Maybe you’d oughta go up there and check-Rusty Griswold: (interrupting) Whoa, geez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. And brush my teeth, feed the hog, do the laundry, wash the car, still got some homework to do…
- Cousin Eddie: (to the neighbor) Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!
- Clark Griswold: “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.”
- Uncle Lewis: “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
- Ellen Griswold: “I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.”
- Cousin Eddie: “If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.”
- Clark Griswold: “We’re gonna have the hap- hap- happiest Christmas.”
- Aunt Bethany: “Hello everybody!”
- Cousin Eddie: “Don’t go puttin’ none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. So over at the VA, they had to replace it with plastic. It ain’t as strong, so I don’t know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.”Clark Griswold: “You really think it matters, Eddie?”
- Clark Griswold: “It’s a one-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.”Cousin Eddie: “Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.”
- Margo: “And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?”Todd: “I don’t *know*, Margo!”
- Uncle Lewis: “It was an ugly tree anyway.”
- Cousin Eddie: “I don’t know about the cat, but *I* sure am enjoying it.”
For our spiked eggnog, we combine the dual forces of good bourbon and golden rum.
We passed on making the traditional eggnog recipe with eggs, because who likes drinking raw eggs when you can have ice cream?
Yes, our eggnog recipe skips eggs and goes straight for the ice cream. And I have to say, oh baby, I like it.
As you can probably tell, I am not a fan of regular eggnog- never have, never will. But let me make it my way, and I’m adding ice cream with my bourbon.
How to make Eddie’s Boozy Bourbon Eggnog
1 serving
Ingredients:
- 1-ounce bourbon whiskey
- 2 1/2 scoops of chocolate ice cream, softened
- 1/2 ounce golden rum
- 1/4 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
- pinch nutmeg
- pinch cinnamon
Directions:
Add all the ingredients to a chilled Mason-style jar, tightly screw on the lid, shake until the ice cream melts, then pour into a serving glass.
We selected the Moose Mug just like Clark and Cousin Eddie used.
Sprinkle a bit of nutmeg on top and serve.
Equipment:
Officially Licensed National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug – SINGLE Mug
What Alcohol Goes Into Eggnog?
Bourbon. The classic. Brings warmth, vanilla, and caramel notes, creating a cozy and inviting atmosphere that resonates with holiday cheer. Pairs well with nutmeg and cream to enhance that comforting feeling.
Rum. Traditionally, dark or golden rum is used. It adds sweetness and depth. Spiced rum also works if you want a bigger holiday punch, adding a festive and warm touch that makes your drinks more inviting for celebrations.
Brandy. Smooth, slightly fruity, and old-school. This is the formal holiday party eggnog choice.
Whiskey (besides bourbon). Rye or Irish whiskey both work when you want something a little sharper or lighter.
How Many Servings Does This Recipe Make?
This recipe makes one generous holiday drink, perfect for sharing or enjoying solo, and is simple enough to boost your confidence in the kitchen.
Double or triple the batch to serve a crowd with ease.
Do I Need to Soften the Ice Cream First?
Yes. Let the ice cream sit out for a few minutes before shaking to make the process easier.
Preparing the ice cream in advance helps avoid shaking until New Year’s.
Can I Use a Blender Instead of a Mason Jar?
Absolutely. Using a blender creates a smoother texture and simplifies the process.
If you want that ‘Eddie made this in the RV’ vibe, stick with the Mason jar for a more rustic feel.
Can I swap the Bourbon for something else?
If bourbon isn’t your thing, whiskey or spiced rum works too.
Feel free to swap in your favorite spirit, keeping the total alcohol amount the same to maintain balance and enjoy your personalized drink.
Does This Eggnog Drink Need To Be Chilled?
No, the ice cream keeps it cold.
But if you want an extra-frosty finish, chill your Mason jar ahead of time, or shake the mixture over ice and strain.
Can Kids Drink This If I Leave Out the Alcohol?
They can, but they need to adjust the flavors.
Without the bourbon and rum, you may want a splash of milk to loosen it and a little extra vanilla or chocolate syrup to round it out.
More Holiday Recipes:
Spiced Pumpkin Eggnog Mocktail
Eggless Boozy Bourbon Eggnog
Ingredients
- 1- ounce bourbon whiskey
- 2 1/2 scoops of chocolate ice cream softened
- 1/2 ounce golden rum
- 1/4 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
- pinch nutmeg
- pinch cinnamon
Instructions
- Add all the ingredients to a chilled Mason-style jar, tightly screw on the lid, shake until the ice cream melts, then pour into a serving glass.
- We selected the Moose Mug just like Clark and Cousin Eddie used.
- Sprinkle a bit of nutmeg on top and serve.
AnnMarie John says
My husband would LOVE this. I love eggnog too, but the virgin kind. 🙂